When you’re passive aggressively hinting to your parents to buy you something

whatshoulduqcallme:

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shesdonejim:

how to enter a relationship with chris pine

1. say “hello chris pine”
2. then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine”
3. when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
4. once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
5. after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”

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burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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